with a sick, demented sense of humor.
Our office holiday party was Friday. We do a white elephant gift exchange, and this year theme was "something from your house". Piece of cake! We have tons of junk... or so I thought. Well, think again. I couldn't find anything. We cleaned the basement, we cleaned the piles out of the yard, and all of our unwanted tacky gifts are packed away and I had zero motivation to go digging thru them.
So, I had a sick, sick idea:
Looks innocent enough right?
Tuna is very interested.
hmmm, smells funny.
"Porch kitty needs a proper burial."

Told you I was demented.
It is actually one of those rotisserie chickens from the grocery that Marc and I pulled off the meat off of (and then made soup out of it). The person who opened it screamed.
And I won a $20 Lowe's gift card for worst gift.
Thanks Porch Kitty.
(If you are confused, read these posts, Porch Kitty and Boo-Boo Kitty.)
Looks innocent enough right?
Tuna is very interested.
hmmm, smells funny.
"Porch kitty needs a proper burial."
Told you I was demented.
It is actually one of those rotisserie chickens from the grocery that Marc and I pulled off the meat off of (and then made soup out of it). The person who opened it screamed.
And I won a $20 Lowe's gift card for worst gift.
Thanks Porch Kitty.
(If you are confused, read these posts, Porch Kitty and Boo-Boo Kitty.)
Wow! Demented, for sure. :)
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