This is how you know you are lame:
Your nephew is turning 6 (!) and he wants a skateboard. So you think it would be cool to tag it for him. But you are 30 and you don't know how to tag despite the fact that you live everyday with this.
So you do what any geeky 30 year old aunt would do. You go to dafont.com, find a good graffiti font, make a stencil and spray paint it in your back yard at 3pm.
Yeah, wow, I'm pretty lame and certianly no neckface.
(p.s. aren't my nephews the CUTEST ever?)