86'n It

I only wish I felt done. I have a very bad feeling about this last one. It was tough and of course, I didn't study enough (read: only started the night before).


Ugh. I really hope this is it. I won't know if I pass for 5-8 weeks.

Oh and I'm totally using The Horrid & Embarrassing Thing as my excuse if I fail:

Remember Ernie? Yeah, I thought I had peacefully returned Ernie to the wild. But alas, like so many young people these days, Ernie the Opossum decided that it was easier to just stay at home, sleep all day, party all night and mooch food off of us. At 6am yesterday morning, we discovered that Ernie has been living in our fake kitchen eating all Tuna's catfood. Nice.

So at 6am, Marc and I had had to be all stealth and not let my sister or her 3 kids wake up and know that there was a wild animal living INSIDE our house.

At first I was like, "Oh no! It's cutie Ernie", but then I got a full view of him and had to stifle my scream because he looked like a big rat! DISGUSTING.

We finally got him to crawl thru the hole in the floor into the basement. We covered the hole all ghetto style with a piece of leftover plywood and my dad's sawzall (for weight). Marc is going to get a trap to catch him down there.

I wanted to cry. But Marc was in ok spirits about it because he was like, "So we've got wild animals in our house. It could be worse. We could have 3 kids (one of whom is 2 weeks old) and we could have to sell a house and buy a new one and move all within the next week."

Touche.

(oh and if that doesn't make sense, that is what my sister has to do.)