Is a new vacuum:
Lucky for me, my sister found this $499 Dyson on clearance at Target for $225!
Thank you Missy!
(p.s. I CANNOT spell vacuum for the life of me.
I somehow botched it so badly that the computer couldn't
even figure out what I was trying to spell.)
Is this super red lipstick:
Oh, wait. I told Marc I wanted this, but then I went and bought it myself.
Hey, I had a $1 off coupon! It's Covergirl's Hot Passion.
Is some house slipper boots:
Because now that is so cold, my Crocs ballet flats aren't so practical and these are cute.
(The ballet flats are very un-Croc and I highly recommend them.
Ack, wait, I can't find them online. They discontinued them???)
Is a toilet:
No, I did not forget that I live in a crack house.
Marc's parents are going to buy us a toilet for the soon-to-be downstairs bathroom.
Is these red jeans:
Yes, I know I'm 32, but aren't they awesome? Can't I be a hip mom? Pleez?
(They aren't selling them in red online, and they never have my size in store!)