86'n It

"Who this guy?" (Mitt Romney) "oh, he don't share."

In Target. Franca has one 1/2 bag of popcorn, I have the other. I walk away. Franca turns to Marc:
"I have popcorn, Mommy has popcorn and you have NOTHING!" (maniacal laugh)

Me: "Who's car seat do you want to sit in yours or Giuliana's?"
"Giu-nanas! And I toot all in it!" (maniacal laugh)

Sits in a chair next to me. "How your day mommy?"
Later: "How my day?"
Next day: "How Mitt Romney day?"

"Mitt Romney not brush his teeth? He not have real teeth like Nonno?"

Marc: "The Detroit Tigers won today!"
Franca: "They not one, they two!"
(Maniacal laugh)

After I complained that my back hurt:
"Mommy, I not a doctor. I have broken arms."
(I tell her my arms are broken when I don't want to pick her up or help her with something.)

She walks into our bedroom in the morning. Marc asks: "Why are your pajamas unzipped?"
Franca answers: "My belly says hello." (Maniacal laugh)

p.s. I SWEAR we don't talk about Romney or the election that much at home. But the maniacal laugh is pretty entertaining. The girl has a wicked sense of humor.

p.p.s. I'll be posting about Chris & Meryl of Picardy Project's visit here tomorrow. Check back!