Nikki (aka Bunny Mendelbaum)
I am technically the architect here, as Marc has not passed his exams, for that matter, neither has Franca. I write this blog and am pretty awesome. I owe +73 pairs of shoes, like math and running, and bargains! I'm the "good-enough" person in the renovation relationship.
Marc (aka Stan Riveria, Esq.)
Marc is the perfectionist in the renovation relationship. He's never met a line that couldn't be a little straighter. He site-measures to the 1/16 inch. He is amazing and handsome and the best dad you might never meet. A city boy from the mean streets of Detroit, the son of a sausage maker who's heard every "your dad's hot Italian sausage" joke you could ever dream of.
Franca (aka Franc n Beans)
Yeah, my mom just totally ended a sentence with a preposition up there. How Embarrassing. I'm new here, and as my eyesight has slowly been maturing, holy carp, how did I get pulled into this mess of a house? Other kids have like carpet and playrooms and like NOT death traps. I've been to Home Depot about a trazillion times already in my life and I'm not even one yet. How long until I'm sanding drywall? I give them a couple more months until the strap buffing pads to my crawling legs. Only good thing is if I barf somewhere it takes them WEEKS to notice.
